May 2013
9 posts
physical education more like pointless embarrassment
I WAS DRAWING A PENIS BUT MY MOM CAME IN SO I HURRIED AND MADE IT INTO AN ALPACA„
she just walked past really fast and didn’t say anything I THINK IT WORKED
omg i can’t bREATHE
it’s been 2013 for almost half a year what the FUCK
April 2013
6 posts
i hate when you have to order at a restaurant, but all the menu items have really goofy or long names. like wtf its so embarrassing to look your waiter in the eyes and be like “yes i’ll have Uncle Jimmy’s Finger Lickin’ Rib Ticklin Hootin-n-Hollerin’ Cajun Heat Super Stack Supreme Cheese Burger.”
March 2013
64 posts
teachers shouldnt be able to decide whether or not you go pee literally do u think u are god just because you teach 11th grade history nigga sit down or im gonna pee in your coffee
me: i need to lose weight
me: gains weight
do you ever tell people you’ll be going to sleep but then you don’t and you have to not do anything noticable online for the sake of it seeming as if you didn’t lie to them
your life hasn’t been completed until you see giraffes fighting
you’re welcome
